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	<description>Striving for a day when words give way to emoticons</description>
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		<title>Garmin-Cervelo and Not-so-Even Steven Bauer</title>
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While pro cycling's comedian of choice these days appears to be Ben Stiller (or maybe Remi Gaillard), news of the impending merger/take-over/fire sale of the Cervelo and Garmin Transitions teams into Garmin-Cervelo for 2011 was foretold by Jerry Seinfeld way back in 1994. In the final episode of that season ...</description>
		<link>http://microbano.com/?p=89</link>
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		<title>My Kids Speak Tagalog</title>
		<description>[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YJmIsTwUhs&feature=related[/youtube]

My kids speak Tagalog. You might have seen them on YouTube. It's cute. They chit chat with the nanny. They're huge in Quezon City. Compared to the other children at least. Hilarious.

Anyway, Tagalog. Tita "auntie". Tito "uncle". Pecpec bantoc "Stinky ass". That's all I can ever remember. Oh, and that ...</description>
		<link>http://microbano.com/?p=87</link>
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		<title>Palin &#8220;put&#8221; the Alaskan gubernatorial jet on eBay&#8230;</title>
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She just didn't sell it there. It was sold to Vladez businessman Larry Reynolds directly:

http://gov.state.ak.us/archive-1111.html  </description>
		<link>http://microbano.com/?p=86</link>
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		<title>Stage 5 - Kind of Like King of the Dipshits</title>
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Stage 5 of the 2008 Tour de France is the longest stage of this year’s suffer-fest, and given the relatively flat profile of the 232 KM/144 mile route from Choulet to Châteauroux, it promised to be a showcase for the sprinters.

In cycling stage races, of which the Tour is one, ...</description>
		<link>http://microbano.com/?p=85</link>
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		<title>How F1 Can Learn to Stop Worrying and Save the World</title>
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The Monaco Grand Prix represents the acme of an industry dedicated to scaling the heights of both engineering and hype.

On the hype front these days, motorsports are unstoppable. With Lewis Hamilton and CART’s Danica Patrick, '08 podiums are practically champagne soaked Selmas. This Obama/Clinton swirl of celebrity is matched only ...</description>
		<link>http://microbano.com/?p=82</link>
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		<title>Our Sportscasters Are Tougher Than Yours</title>
		<description>If THIS is the kind of dedication to a snow sport story we can expect during Vancouver 2010, those will be a thrilling games indeed.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f8Vzn2VCAA#GU5U2spHI_4[/youtube] </description>
		<link>http://microbano.com/?p=80</link>
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		<title>London Tube Escalator Ski</title>
		<description>The only snow one usually sees in London falls on the backs of pub toilets. This guy doesn't let that stop him.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFqQOlYE4EE[/youtube] </description>
		<link>http://microbano.com/?p=77</link>
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		<title>Brit Typo Exposes Global Icon</title>
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I love limeys. Their superior attitude in all matters humanitarian, intellectual, sporting and cultural both high and low is just so quaint in light of their relative position in the world. And it is for all these reasons that I love the POMie gossip email popbitch. Trashy as Fresh Kills ...</description>
		<link>http://microbano.com/?p=76</link>
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		<title>Technorati</title>
		<description>Technorati Profile </description>
		<link>http://microbano.com/?p=75</link>
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		<title>X Things I Can Offer in Exchange For XLI Tickets</title>
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Dear reader/Sarah Spain,

In the absence of personal riches or connections, footballing talent, a job at Dolphin's Stadium or any interest at all in NFL football generally or the Indianapolis Colts or the Chicago Bears specifically, I am willing to offer the following X items in exchange for your taking me ...</description>
		<link>http://microbano.com/?p=74</link>
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